Bioflash: "Presidential Moult"

The giant, eight-legged snakes descended on Earth in turtle-shaped ships.

“Take us to your leader.”

The humans did as they were told. They had no choice. Would these reptilian overlords eat the President?

The meeting took place at the White House. Naked alien scales brushed against the ceiling of the Oval Office.

“We have but one demand,” rasped the chief reptile. “Shed your skin so we can feast on the protein-rich moults!”

They noticed President Obama’s hesitation.

“Shed or your species dies!”

“All right,” Obama said, taking off his jacket and shoes. “I hope you like leather and wool.”

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